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[barking]

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[Jacqueline]
There are many treasures

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in and around
the Convent San Tanco,

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some of it is buried treasure,

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but this one was delivered
by air freight.

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It was from the estate
of Martha Torrens,

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deceased aunt
of Sister Bertrille.

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I stood beside the bereaved

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as she opened
her treasure chest.

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She was 87 when she passed on.

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The cutest little old lady
you ever saw.

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[Jacqueline]
A lace negligee?

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But she thought young.

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[Jacqueline]
The trunk was full of all kinds of goodies,

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a fearless boa, a blond wig

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and of all things...

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Oh, what a lovely candelabra.

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This is a menorah,
Sister Ana.

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The--The Jews light it
on Hanukkah.

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I thought your aunt was
Catholic. Oh, she was.

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I think she received that
for something she did

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during Brotherhood Week.

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It'll look just wonderful
in our chapel, Reverend Mother.

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Well, I think it might feel
more at home in a synagogue.

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I guess you're right. Do you
have a favorite synagogue?

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Well, how about the only
synagogue in San Tanco?

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Good thinking.

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Rabbi Mendez, you've got
yourself a menorah.

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[birds chirping]

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Oh, a parachute!

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A parasol, Sister, and they
call them umbrellas now.

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Oh, maybe she was
right the first time.

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I can use it as a parachute.

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It would save wear and tear
on the reentry system.

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[all exclaiming]

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Sister?

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[coughing]

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What's Mary Poppins got
that I haven't got?

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So if you like it,
Rabbi Mendez, it's yours

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and use it in good health.

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Oh, this is a menorah
of menorahs, Sister Bertrille,

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and I accept it with thanks
and with gratitude.

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And with the promise
that one day it will grace

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the new Temple Beth Sholom.

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Oh. It's nothing.

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I mean,
I'm glad you like it.

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When are you moving?

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The minute we deposit
$150,000 in the bank,

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we break ground.

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How much have you
raised so far?

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$150.

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But considering that

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my congregation is so small,
that's not so bad.

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Fortunately,
the Good Lord is patient.

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But unfortunately
my congregation is not.

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And can I blame them?

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It's a bit difficult to conduct
the Friday-night services

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when my synagogue
is surrounded by a butcher

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who is always
haggling on one side

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and John Wayne is shooting
the Indians on the other side.

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It's a miracle if the Good Lord
knows who to listen to.

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[Alfredo speaking Spanish]

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[speaking Spanish]

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Quiet. Please.

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When we raise our voices
in the synagogue,

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is to praise God,
not to argue like animals.

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Hello, Alfredo.
Sister Bertrille.

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Imagine seeing you here.

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You know Alfredo Aquillar?Oh, yes.

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He's a great friend
of the Convent's.

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He's donated tons of second-hand
clothes for our orphanage.

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When the customer does not
pick up the dry cleaning

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after six months, out it goes.

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Oh, permit me,
Sister Bertrille,

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to introduce my fiancee,
Sophia Baldazon.

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How do you do?
Nice to meet you.

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Sophia is the bookkeeper
for Carlos Ramirez.

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Oh, yes. I thought
you looked familiar.

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Well, congratulations,
you two.

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How long have
you been engaged?

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Eight years and it will be
another eight...

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[Sophia speaking Spanish]

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[speaking Spanish]

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[speaking Spanish]

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Please,
go into my study and wait.

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I'll be with you
in a minute.

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Very nice to have meet you.
Very nice to have met you, too.

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Excuse us, Sister.
Yes, right. See you.

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Sister, I must apologize
for their rudeness and...

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Oh. Don't worry about it.

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I've been through
pre-marriage jitters myself.

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With relatives.

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I'm so tickled that
Alfredo's getting married.

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I--I can't believe that he's
really going through with it.

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With his little problem.
Oh, you mean the gambling?

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Yes.
He's still gambling

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but thank God, he's exchanging
the dice for a woman.

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Now at least he has
a chance of winning.

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If they can only agree
on the wedding plans.

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Well, what's the disagreement?

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Sister Bertrille,
look at my synagogue. Hmm?

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Look. Look around you.
What do you see?

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Well, it might be
small in square feet,

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but it's big in tradition.

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Tradition. Tradition doesn't
hold 100 friends and relatives.

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So, Sophia wants to
get married in a union hall

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and Alfredo wants to get married
in a Chinese restaurant.

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Wow. That's crummy. I mean,
why don't you tell them

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that marriage is a sacred union
between a man and a woman

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and it's just not important
where you get married?

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No, that's wrong.

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No, Sister Bertrille,
you were right the first time.

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It's not important.

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And at least the Chinese
restaurant has a piano.

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A Jewish wedding
here in the convent?

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Yes. Outside in the garden.

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Oh, it would be really lovely

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and after all
Alfredo's done for us.

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At least it wouldn't
smell of egg rolls.

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A Jewish wedding
in a convent?

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Sure.

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There's nothing denominational
about grass or hedges.

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And the Reverend Mother's
perfectly agreeable.

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I don't know what to say.

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I don't know what to say.

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A Jewish wedding
at a convent?

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But there is nothing in the
Old Testament that forbids it.

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I don't think there's anything
in the New Testament either.

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I guess that is an improvement
over a Chinese restaurant.

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Then we're all agreed?

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So be it.

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[birds chirping]

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With your permission

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we will put
the chuppahright here.

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The "chuppah"?

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A chuppah.
That's a canopy.

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It's a tradition for the Jews
to be married under a canopy.

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Oh. How sweet. And very
practical in case it rains.

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Now the chairs,
of course,

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we must have them
face the chuppah.

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Um...

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Yes. Yes.

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Two groups of chairs, 50-50.

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Oh, I--I don't think we have
quite that many chairs, Rabbi.

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The chairs are coming
from Roberto's Rentals.

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Now, we put the tables
for the food right over there.

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Rabbi, I don't know
much about chuppahs,

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but food is my specialty.

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What shall I cook?
It's not necessary to cook.

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But after all
Alfredo has done for us,

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it's the least we can do.

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I make a beautiful baked ham.

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Boy, have you got
the wrong wedding.

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Well, that's very sweet,

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but Roberto's Rentals
is providing the food.

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You are renting the food,
Rabbi? No.

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It's catering, Sister.
And such delicacies.

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Mmm.

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We are starting off with
pescado relleno de caballo.

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That's gefilte fish
with horseradish.

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Naturally you are all invited.

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Oh, really, Rabbi,
with so many guests...

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Now, now, Reverend Mother.

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In a Jewish wedding is enough
food for two Jewish weddings.

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[Jacqueline]
A wedding feast can be catered.

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Chairs can be rented.
Ushers can be hired.

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But it is against
God and nature

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to deprive women
of doing something.

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So Rabbi Mendez
was finally persuaded

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to allow us
to contribute the flowers,

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decorations and otherwise.

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Sister Bertrille
contributed the otherwise.

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Am I high enough?
Perfect.

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Bombs away!

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How does it look so far?

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It looks great!
Come down!

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Oh!

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It's still kind of wobbly.

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You have all day to practice
beforethe wedding tomorrow.

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Yeah.

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The wedding is off.

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Off?

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Off like postponed
or off like... Off.

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Off like finished for good.

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[speaking Spanish]

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I call you because
I am too embarrassed

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to face the Reverend Mother.

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Can you tell me
what happened?

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If you know Alfredo,
you know what happened.

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He slipped?

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Slipped, skipped.
What's the difference?

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He landed at the dice table.

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How much this time?

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The honeymoon money, $300.

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Oh, no. Where?

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Where else? Casino Carlos.

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Ten years
I wait for a wedding...

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[speaking Spanish]

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Rabbi, have you told
anyone else about this?

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Only God, but so far
he has given me no answer.

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Well, maybe I've got one.

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Out of the mouths of babes.
Tell me, huh?

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Well,
I can't tell you right now.

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Not until
I'm absolutely positive.

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But could you hold off

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spreading around the bad news
till I come back?

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No!

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This is a gambling casino,
not the office of welfare.

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But, Carlos,
it's his honeymoon money.

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I don't care.

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Sister, if I feel sorry
for everybody that loses,

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I am out of business.

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But it's your bookkeeper's
fiance.

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Ex-bookkeeper. She quit
to have a nervous breakdown.

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And you're not
gonna even help her?

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I don't have a medical license.
You have a heart.

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Yeah.

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And before you
give it a coronary,

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here,
I'll give you the $300.

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Oh, thank you, Carlos,
but I don't want it.

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[speaking Spanish]

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I mean, I mean,
Alfredo wouldn't accept it.

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He's got too much pride.

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00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,621
Then why are you
wasting my time?

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00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,148
Well, what I was thinking is,

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perhaps you could manage
to let him win it back.

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00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,414
What?I imagine you could
do it easily.

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I can't control
the roll of the dice.

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Oh, can't you now?

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Now what is that
supposed to mean?

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It seems to me I read an article
once about a thing called

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loaded dice.

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Bite your tongue.
You haven't got any?

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Sister, I run a legitimate,
government-licensed casino.

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Do you know what happened to the
crook that came here a year ago

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and--and used
these loaded dice?

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[exclaiming]

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So you do have a pair.

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How fantastically crooked.

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I just dropped in to say hello

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and tell you about
the dream I had last night.

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Please, Sister, I am not
in the mood for dreams.

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00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,201
Well, let me see
if I can remember it now.

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Uh, you were standing in a big
room with lots of people.

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And you were wearing a tuxedo.

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And Sophia was by my side
in a wedding dress,

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and I am not a child,
Sister.

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Please, forget it.

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Who said anything
about a wedding?

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Let me see, you were standing
in this big room

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and you were standing
in front of a long table.

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00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,001
Long green table.

253
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:27,438
A long green felt table.
And you were very happy.

254
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,839
Go on.

255
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,451
Let me see,
it gets all mixed up.

256
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:36,192
Oh, yes. You had
something in your hand.

257
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:40,154
They were-- They were white
things with black dots on them.

258
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,204
Dice perhaps?

259
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,720
They might have been.

260
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,903
All I know is,
that you took these objects

261
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,289
and you blew on them
like this...

262
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,812
And you threw them out

263
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,505
on the long green felt table
and you shouted,

264
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,292
"Come on, seven. Papa needs
a new pair of shoes,"

265
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,378
whatever that might mean.

266
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,947
Go on. Go on.

267
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,954
Well, anyway,
when these little objects

268
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:02,606
came to a stop after rolling,

269
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,652
the little black dots
on the top

270
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,477
were five and two,
which adds up to seven.

271
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,221
That is a dream, all right.

272
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,878
Well, I'm not finished yet.

273
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,362
Uh, then every time
you picked up

274
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,881
these little objects
and you rolled them

275
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:19,186
again and again and again,
they always added up to seven.

276
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,973
Amazing.

277
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,238
You know some of my best hunches
come to me in dreams.

278
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,721
No!

279
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,331
Once I dreamt
I was piloting a plane

280
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,551
and the next day I bet
on a horse called Tri-Pilot

281
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,720
and I made a...

282
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,897
I told you about it once,
remember?

283
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,773
You did?

284
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,864
Oh, what's the difference?

285
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,513
This morning I gave
Rabbi Mendez my solemn word

286
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,038
I should be struck with lighting
if I ever gamble again.

287
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,872
And I won't.
Dream or no dream.

288
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,476
Now, what is the moral question
before us, Sister?

289
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,045
The moral question
before us is,

290
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,702
how can a man's promise,

291
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,226
which he'll probably break
in a moment of weakness

292
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,309
sometime in the future,
compare to the promise

293
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,618
which he wants to keep to the
woman he loves, which he broke?

294
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,355
Yeah. I think what you
are trying to say is

295
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,237
there are promises
and promises.

296
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,579
Exactly.

297
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,408
In this matter,
the Talmud says...

298
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:12,897
You sure the dice are...
Absolutely.

299
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,117
The Talmud says...

300
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,510
And Se�orRamirez
is willing to...

301
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,213
Just leave it
to Se�orRamirez.

302
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:25,079
Alfredo, I want to tell you
a story from the Talmud

303
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:28,035
about a peasant
who came to the Vilna Rabbi.

304
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,345
The Vilna Rabbi was a very holy
and a very wise man.

305
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,572
"Rabbi, help me,"
said the peasant.

306
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,222
"I have a problem. I met
a stranger in a public house

307
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,097
"who invited me to play with him
a game of cards.

308
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,529
"And my problem,
Rabbi, is this,

309
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,266
"I lost my favorite horse,
Tevya.

310
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,538
"My beloved lives
in the next village.

311
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,581
"How shall I get to her
without my horse?"

312
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:53,328
So the Rabbi looked at him
and he stroked his beard,

313
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:57,201
and he said one
and only one word,

314
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,461
"Walk."

315
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,121
What has that to do with me?

316
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:08,555
Don't you understand
the message?

317
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:13,093
The Vilna Rabbi is telling us
that all of life is a gamble.

318
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,220
But you said...
Never mind what I said

319
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,742
and listen to
what I am saying.

320
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,656
If you can't ride,
you walk.

321
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,621
But if you don't like walking,

322
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,791
look for a stranger who is
willing to gamble his horse.

323
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,064
Your dice, Alfredo.

324
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,275
[people chattering]

325
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:46,028
Come on, dice. Papa needs
a new pair of shoes.

326
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,041
I rolled a seven.
Seven a winner.

327
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,604
All bets down, please.

328
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:57,738
Come on, dream, don't turn
into a nightmare.

329
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,833
Another seven.
[Carlos] Seven a winner.

330
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,872
Well, this is
your lucky night, Alfredo.

331
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,698
You might win your $300 back.

332
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,875
More than that if you bet
the whole bundle.

333
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,622
I'm still behind
from last month.

334
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,103
Another seven!

335
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,013
Quit, you dope, quit.

336
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:17,187
Saving souls, Sister Bertrille?Trying.

337
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,237
Captain Fomento,
what--what brings you here?

338
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,283
I am... Crime.

339
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,198
Crime? Well,
there's no crime here.

340
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,383
Not yet. But why wait
until the last minute?

341
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,679
Yes. Smart, smart.

342
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,780
You seem to be fascinated
with that dice table, Sister.

343
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,689
Well, no, not--not
nearly as much as that

344
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,205
as that
blackjack table over there.

345
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,518
Yeah. I've been
watching the dealer.

346
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,094
Watching. What--What, where?

347
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,001
Don't look now.
Don't look now. Look away.

348
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,176
You see, he's--he's been
holding his little finger

349
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,882
in a very strange way.

350
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,749
Don't look.
Don't look at him.

351
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,180
[shushing]

352
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,451
[whistling]

353
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,281
Now, Sister Bertrille,
would you please do me a favor?

354
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,106
And take Alfredo
away from that table.

355
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,675
With the money he's winning,

356
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,511
he can take a honeymoon
on the French Riviera.

357
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,029
He promised to stop at $300.

358
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,604
[Alfredo laughing]

359
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,730
Another seven!

360
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,603
[man] Keep right on.

361
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,213
Uh, don't you think you ought
to quit while you're ahead?

362
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,555
Are you kidding, Sister?

363
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:21,173
I'm on the hottest roll
of my life.

364
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,044
Yes, but what's hot cancool off.
I got faith, Sister.

365
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,607
See, I'm smiling, just
like you dreamed in your dream.

366
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:29,094
Yes, but in my dream,
I dreamt you only won $300.

367
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,745
You woke up too soon.

368
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,310
Seven!

369
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,186
Sister, you were right.

370
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,099
He was holding his finger
in a strange way.

371
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,844
He was?
Yes. In a splint.

372
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,146
He broke his finger
in a--a soccer match.

373
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,853
Is that right?
Yes.

374
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,150
Hello, Se�orFomento.
You're doing well I see.

375
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,157
Twelve straight passes,
Captain.

376
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,939
Twelve straight...
But that's incredible.

377
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,994
Do you know that the--
the record in this casino was,

378
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:58,031
if I'm... Yes, it was
10 straight passes.

379
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:01,117
Yes, a seven.

380
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,387
It was established by a man
by the name of Marco,

381
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,951
Marco Di Angelo.

382
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,648
Yes. He was underworld
character and he used...

383
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,350
Loaded dice!
You are under arrest, Alfredo.

384
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,618
Now--Now, wait. Now, wait
a minute, Captain Fomento.

385
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,711
There's a very
simple explanation.

386
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,100
You see, Alfredo...

387
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:24,414
Actually it--it was Carlos...

388
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,891
Well, it's a very simple
explanation but hard to explain,

389
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,412
so I'll let
Se�orRamirez do it.

390
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,644
Carlos, I'm so sorry
for what happened,

391
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:35,899
but it was the only way.

392
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,551
I will not listen to you!

393
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,855
I couldn't stand there
and let him arrest Alfredo,

394
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:40,991
could I?

395
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,083
I don't hear a word you say.

396
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,692
Carlos, I think it's very noble
of you to take the rap.

397
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:49,263
Oh, yeah? My nobility
fills me with happiness.

398
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,302
I lost $900 to that fool.

399
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,648
I'm about to lose my casino.

400
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,698
Now I have a prison record.
But what does it matter?

401
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,223
Nothing.

402
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,227
Now, Carlos,
stop being petulant.

403
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,179
You're getting out on bail.

404
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,487
Oh, no, I'm not.
I don't want to be bail out.

405
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,615
I don't want to
live in a world in which

406
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,537
such a thing can happen
to an innocent bystander!

407
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,593
Carlos, they want you
to give the bride away.

408
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,020
Well, she can manage
without me.

409
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,067
Sister, as long as
I'm on this side of the bars,

410
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,554
and you are on that side
of the bars, I feel much safer!

411
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,985
Now, Carlos, cut that out.

412
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,946
Se�orRamirez,
you are free to go.

413
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,433
Oh, no,
I don't want to be freed!

414
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,004
I want to pay for my crime!
Out!

415
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,172
I'm going to have
your badge for this.

416
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,958
He's a little upset.

417
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,353
Now you take me back
immediately after the wedding.

418
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,917
I'm dropping the charges.

419
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,010
On what grounds?

420
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,886
I had a long talk
with Rabbi Mendez.

421
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,189
And he told me a beautiful story
that came out of the Talmud.

422
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,977
It seems that this peasant

423
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,761
he lost his horse
because of a wager

424
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:03,026
and because of this, he was made
to walk from village to village

425
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,992
till his feet bled.

426
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:09,081
In final anguish he cried
to the Lord up above

427
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,471
for forgiveness.

428
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:13,824
And the Lord
spoke to him and said,

429
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:17,215
"Okay, okay.
Stop your whining.

430
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:20,000
"I have other problems
on my mind."

431
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,475
[sighing]

432
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,571
Let this be a lesson to you.

433
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,707
What does that mean?

434
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,752
How should I know?
I'm a policeman,

435
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:34,758
not a philosopher.

436
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,839
Out! Out!

437
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:43,372
"Behold, thou art consecrated
unto me by this ring,

438
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:47,636
"according to the laws
of Moses and of Israel."

439
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,811
"Behold, thou art consecrated
unto me by this ring,

440
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:55,118
"according to the law
of Moses and of Israel."

441
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,297
[Jacqueline]
It was a beautiful ceremony.

442
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:00,353
All eyes were on the Rabbi
and the happy couple.

443
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,350
And fortunate for us,

444
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,922
because Sister Bertrille
was a little behind schedule.

445
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,072
[speaking hebrew]

446
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,851
[people speaking hebrew]

447
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,421
I now pronounce you
man and wife.

448
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:33,935
You may kiss the bride.

449
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:43,303
[sisters singing hava nagila]

450
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:12,997
In Brooklyn we got maybe
1,000 reformed synagogues,

451
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:16,534
but so reformed, never.

452
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:43,026
♪♪

453
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,514
It's like a miracle.

454
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:49,296
Rabbi,
do you think perhaps,

455
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,911
it is just an interesting
cloud formation?

456
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,223
Don't be so scientific,
Reverend Mother.

457
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:59,610
I believe God
had a finger in it.

458
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:03,136
The Rabbi is so grateful
for my humble cooperation

459
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,571
in this situation,

460
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,097
that he said he wished
he could make me

461
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:09,141
an honorary member
of the Jewish people.

462
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:12,017
Oh, how sweet.

463
00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:14,449
I was thinking,
if he should,

464
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,627
does that mean
that I cannot arrest anyone on

465
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,284
Yom Kippur?

466
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,937
Carlos, I'm so proud
of what you did.

467
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,904
With you as a friend,
can I do anything else?

468
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,813
Even if I wanted to?

469
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,378
It's just too bad.

470
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,555
What's too bad?

471
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,250
About the honeymoon.

472
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:34,077
What are you talking about?

473
00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,205
He's has the $900
he won from me.

474
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,037
Not all of it.

475
00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:39,995
What happened?

476
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,134
Well, he had to go to San Juan
to pick up the bride's present.

477
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,956
And he had to make a phone call
when he was there

478
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:46,794
and the nearest phone
was in a casino.

479
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:49,103
Oh, no!

480
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,920
How much did he lose?
Roughly?

481
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,798
Yeah.
$900.

482
00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,619
Sister, you are not going to get
another penny out of me.

483
00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:58,708
Who's asking you for anything?
No. Oh.

484
00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:00,238
I was just thinking
that if perhaps

485
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,071
you weren't using
your yacht this weekend,

486
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,549
there would be a chance that,
I don't know how,

487
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,330
but maybe
I could borrow your...

488
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,596
Oh, Carlos.

489
00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:14,196
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